Valentin Selezynov

OK, you had another bad day at work and ran out of Paul Fetch video to help you relax and laugh. Nothing is lost. Head to http://www.valentinselezynov.com/.

The website is made by a Scientology ex-member who campaigns for the return of Alaska to Russia, claims that the moon has been artificially created 4.6 billion years ago, and protests the possible ban of Scientology in Germany claiming it is a "thought genocide". The last bit could be argued (and I kind of agree), but the two others are weird, to say the least.

Nothing beats however, the biography. He starts off by stating "I'M amazing", then continues by claiming that the advent of his birth overshadows the explosion of Challenger that happened the same year ("a small price to pay for the advances in understanding the Universe Valentin would bring the world"), and ends up revealing his plan to create his own religion, based around the unnatural origins of the Moon.

Make sure to check his blog at http://www.valentinselezynov.com/2008_05_01_archive.html, including the video and the sexual fantasy at the bottom of the page - it's a hoot!

The White Rose

Anti-Scientologists have loads of videos hailing the Anonymous movement as a courageous stand against oppression, like when they compare themselves with the German White Rose movement who stood up to Nazi Germany in 1942. They don't realize that there is a HUGE difference between the two. The White Rose movement was that of a tiny minority who put their life on the line against an oppressive majority. The Anonymous movement is that of a majority basically stalking a tiny minority.